Hip Hop? I say Yes to the dance!

Is Monday really tomorrow?

Friday... we were finally able to take LG to the zoo!! She was so happy and excited.  It wasn't too hot and the sun wasn't out so it was perfect!

Fascinated with the animals..

And this is how I feel sometimes...

We had such a great time Friday night with some friends.  We were able to take LG in her jammers and let her sleep while we played Things...again... Best.Game.Ever...Disclaimer: Fun company required to play.

Saturday, we had a lazy, rainy day and it was fabulous...except for when Martinez got a little cranky the Hogs lost...again.

Today...

Church, On The Border and then a Sunday afternoon nap. Softball was rained out today, so we enjoyed another day to lounge around and enjoy our sweet girl, who has gotten quite snuggly....she's not really that type of baby, so I'm soaking it up!

Ok... Who knew that finding brown shoes for little girls without pink on them could be so hard?  LG's little feet are hard to fit, which doesn't help...They are super short, but thick little suckers... after searching several stores, I gave up.  We will just stick with Sperry's...P.S... just about any style of Sperry's  is cheaper on Amazon.

Sweet LG today..

So, my alarm has been set for 4:53am and my clothes are out for exercise! 

Speaking of exercise....

The DeShazo and V talked me into starting Jillian Michael's 30 day shred this week... and since they were out of Jillian Michael's at the ghetto Wal-Mart I was in...you got it... Hip Hop dancing wins!!!  It's ok... don't feel bad for laughing... I did too as I stood in the isle picturing how this might turn out.

I was thinking that this could be quite the entertainment for Martinez...so I convinced him to join me...so I won't be alone looking crazy because we both have ZERO rhythm.  We are your stereotypical "white folks" with no moves. Serioulsy... LG has some hip hop moves and we aren't really sure where she got it from....it's a little frightening and I think we may have to watch little sister closely...maybe she can teach us...

Tonight... Martinez and I studied the step guide...ummm... let's just say that we CANNOT dance.... and... it was so bad... that Martinez actually told me that we should shut the front door in case someone walked by... It was that bad.... I'm actually pretty sure I may have rolled my ankle.... and... we were both sweatin'....so I'm assuming this is actually gonna burn some calories:) At the very least, we'll have fun laughing at each other...LG sure enjoyed laughing at us.

That's all for tonight....

Until Next Week.......

Ma'dam Martinez

The Blahs

Where to start...I'm not going to try to recap the last few days... I really can't remember a whole lot!  I can say... that the last two weeks have been a drag as far as work/chores are concerned.  The DeShazo and I have had quite a time at work. It's crazy how things can go from steady to crazy busy in a matter of days!  The Deshazo and I spoke today about how we've just had a case of  "The Blah's"...and that when Monday rolls around....and we have V back in the house.... and C full-time...we will put smiles on and push through....we also discussed how our exercise has totally fallen off and we must...not should...must start back.
 P.S.... V....I know you are my biggest blog fan... and just so you know... we did absolutely nothing to your office while you were gone. True story...but only because your boss was in a lot.. and because The DeShazo thought my idea was too gross...and we were afraid your boss might see it and lose his head. Also...we think we were sad this week because we miss you SO much :) HURRY back!

Today, LG had a wellness appointment!  She's 20 whole pounds now!!!! We finally have a 20 pounder that's 31 1/2 inches long! Martinez and I are asked a lot when out in public " How old is she, 6 months? 8 months?"...Umm....No, we just have a petite baby and yes, we feed her. Don't let that fool you....she's quite the little firecracker...termed by Mrs. A!
We did find out today that LG is showing signs that her urethra tube may try to close.  We've been given a prescription that is supposed to help reverse this, and I surely hope and pray that it does !  I've never heard of this before, but after doing some research this evening....apparently it's common and usually fixed with prescription cream.   She will probably regress on her potty training, but if that's all I have to worry about, that's nothing ! I freaked out at first from just lack of understanding...but LG has had no problems at all and hopefully won't.  I'm thankful to have a healthy little girl and pediatrician who pays attention. She's really only been sick one time in all of her almost 16 months and that is a blessing!

Let's talk weight loss...

I'm totally disappointed in myself...I've not lost more than one or two pounds (fluctuating) since starting this blog.  What's the problem?  Who's to blame?  This girl.  I have failed to lose any more weight because I haven't been trying hard enough... and honestly, not at all the last two weeks... here's part of the problem..

DE-LI-CIOUS.... another adjective.. FATTENNING.

There is no one or nothing to blame but myself.  Yes, I'm still completely happy with my accomplishments so far, and I feel amazing, but I have a goal to make.  By December 31st, I want to weigh 155... That's three whole months to lose 20 pounds.... and almost unrealistic at this point, since I've farted around for an entire month.  What does this mean??? I've got to make an effort, quit making excuses, quit eating yummy junk food, and get motivated.  Bottom line. 

Some inspiration arrived tonight while watching The X Factor (yes, I watch this...it's a reality show!).  A man sang tonight that weight over 900lbs a few years ago.  Now, he weighs 540lbs, but he can't really walk.  He sang beautifully and I sat on the couch crying.  Am I that big? No... but if this man can do it, I can too....

Confession:

A purchase  this week was made by the junk food fairy which consisted of a box of macadamia nut cookies and lemon cookies.....while consuming macadamia nut cookies... I reported to Martinez that perhaps he should take them from me before I ate the whole box.  He obliged and hid them under the bed.... last night... I retrieved the cookies... and started consuming them...Martinez knew that I would not be happy with myself later and took them away and trashed them....THANK YOU.  (If any of you think negatively of him for this... don't read my blog anymore and unfriend me if we are facebook friends!  He did what I truly wanted and needed him to do and I'm glad he did.)
End of Confession......ok...not quite....
After the macadamia cookies were trashed, I made a run for the lemon cookies.... and then ran outside before he could grab those....(Running is burning calories, right?)... I realized once outside that I was in a spaghetti strap shirt  with a green bra showing, hair on top of my head, and totally looking like white trash...so I came in and handed lost the fight for the cookies and went on with my night. 

I'm regrouping and I'm getting myself back on track.  I know that I have a duty to teach LG how to eat healthy and make smart choices, so that she will be healthy.  It's my job.  Of course, I believe in treats, ect, but in moderation.

Tomorrow is Candy Corn Friday, but since I've binged on it this week in my dessert... I'm going to count that instead.... Here's the ranking....

#1 BRACH'S
Below any rating... Zachary's Autumn Mix

Cindy is right so far!

Tomorrow, we are hanging out with some friends... and since I know the menu, I'm going to be responsible during the day...

I'm out for now!

Until next time....

Ma'dam Martinez

Painting & Candy Corn

Well.... I was going to blog about how crappy this week has been....but I just read The DeShazo's blog and she basically referenced the same feelings I have ..but ended her post by saying get over it.  So, I'm going to put my big girl panties on and forego enlightening you on the negatives rolling around in my head.

Thursday:
Martinez and I had planned to paint our guest bedroom today, after taking LG to the zoo.. but work calls so our Friday plans changed...which meant the guest room was painted last night...until midnight... and yes I realize that is 3 hours past my bedtime.  For those of you wondering why the task couldn't wait....once I get an idea/task in my head.... I have to see it through immediately...whether it's painting or scrubbing toilets.  It's really weird.  Poor Martinez (though I didn't ask him to stay up.. he's kind).  Our guest room as been white-walled( and no decor) since we moved in... but not pretty... like...it really needed painting.  We hired a painter when we bought our house, but we didn't have the office, LG's room or the guest room done b/c it was so expensive.  Martinez and I have gotten pretty good...we've had much practice... as our bedroom as been painted three times alone...not to mention LG's room or the office.  Last night....our worst job ever...and yet neither one of us are even worried about touching it up b/c it looks so much better than it did!  So, to the future guests that sleep in this room, don't try to count the white spots.... I tried today and got confused because there are so many.  Just be happy you now have some decor on the walls.  I've got a few more things to get for this room...but it's much better!

Today:

This was the stash in the back of my   car for Goodwill today..... I just decided that having a garage sale again just wasn't worth the fuss.  I'd rather get stuff out of my house...I'm weird b/c I feel as if I've just had a shower when I get rid of stuff.

I'm going to tackle the office closet next....but I might have to do that when Martinez is gone.... He likes to keep stuff....and I get a rush by throwing stuff out....and there are so many random things in that closet...electronic looking doodads that can probably go:)

We took LG to IHOP this morning... and don't judge the pic ..... I forgot a bib...

I think she was happy.

PS folks... even on the days I'm not blogging, I'm keeping up with my calories...except cheat days like today. 

Another PS.... I find it a little ridiculous that the "Healthy" version foods at IHOP are "under 600 cal".. We as Americans eat way unhealthy if this is major improvement...just sayin'

In appreciation of "cheat" day...

I've taken it upon myself to test out all the brands of candy corn for you on my cheat days from now until Halloween.  I just didn't want you guys to have to do any work in order to get the best bag.  You can thank me by coming by and painting a white spot in the guest room.
Today's brand.... Zachary's Autumn Mix.  NASTY.  True story.  I wouldn't even share this with Sammie.  Poor quality.  I'm thinking of just melting it down and using it as super glue to fix this wood piece on LG's backpack holder.  Seriously, don't buy it...like, I'm really not going to eat it.

To comment again about my negatives and The DeShazo's post....she commented about how exercise makes you feel better.  I believe she's spot on b/c I truly notice a difference on the days I make an effort to exercise. 

I've been working on another craft....wow....What's gotten into me??  Oh ya...Carmella, my inner Latiness...oh wait....it's Caramello...one of my favorite chocolate bars.

Stay tuned to see photos of LG's timeout stool  painted and designed by yours truly ! I'm not sure if it'll really be used or not...but we shall see.   I think timeout is a great tool for some kiddos... but not for others.  We'll just have to see how it works out for LG.  There was no timeout at my house as a kid...but there was a peach tree that switches were cut from... and a belt... I still remember the peach tree switch and I still stand by the fact that my brother started that fight.....just sayin' ...I'm thinking the timeout stool sounds good:)


Until next time....


Ma'dam Martinez

Skinny Girls Sniff Candy Too

Followup comments regarding yesterday's exercise....

Someone other than D has heard my breathing while jogging.....While I secretly hoped yesterday that it wasn't as loud I thought...I didn't get my wish.  The DeShazo and V heard my "birthing breathing" while jogging.  Two breaths in... and then two loud releases..True story.

Next comment...which is actually a confession...I've never wanted to walk/exercise at the park...or in public at all... because I worried about what people would think....because I was that person!  I'm sorry to all of you!! I was just unhappy with my own weight!  I thought about this the whole time yesterday.. and then....we passed this couple that I'm pretty sure were straight out of a magazine because the fella had more abs that I could count... and yes I tried to count through my birthing breaths as they zoomed by. He should just put a shirt on next time.
For all of you who exercise in jail a gym or in public anywhere... you are brave! Yes.... I really typed jail and then realized it ... and then decided to "strike through" . The gym really is a jail in my mind. I just feel sorry for people who have to see me wigglin' and jigglin'.

LG this am!

Giving bye kisses to her daddy..

Today's Calorie Intake

Bf- wheat toast/egg   120 cal
       Donut Shop K cut + sweetener/creamer - 50 cal
snack- nutri grain bar  120 cal

Lunch - turkey/pepperjack rollups  220 cal

snack- popcorn 169

Dinner- Yummy chicken over rice with marinara ( I MEASURED FOLKS) -405 cal

Total 1,084

Be jealous of the yummy chicken....

Ok... another confession...or recap... I. LOVE. CANDY.CORN.... I repeat.... I.LOVE.CANDY.CORN...maybe even more than Steven Tyler... and definitely more that The Real Housewives of Orange County...but not as much as The Real Housewives of New Jersey...it's somewhere in between.  It's hard for me to walk by the seasonal isle in Target because it's flooded with the smell of candy corn!!!!  I picture myself loading my buggy (again, south AR term for cart) to the brim with it!!  Honestly, it's like a drug!  I confessed that I'm addicted to the smell of it to the gals today...while we were discussing how we WEREN'T going to eat a juicy burger from Braum's  for lunch...and I learned that skinny girls sniff candy too:) I'm happy with that reveal.  I mean.. I don't like hold the bag to my nose or anything...very often...

Exercise Report:
0 = not good

I've been pretty successful with chores today !  Dusting complete, Goodwill donation bags/boxes ready (except for the two in the attic because I'm so over a garage sale) and dinner cleaned!  I've got one load of laundry to go and 1 bathroom and then I'm going to bed....but first... I've got a brown- eyed beauty with a sippy cup of milk to hold !

Until next time....


Ma'dam Martinez

Peepee in the potty...or the floor!

So... last night I blogged a little about my first ever softball game...but I left out many details...

Reasons Why I Should Learn Rules/Locations/Courtesy So I don't Look Like a Moron Cause an Injury 

1.  Location: When the "coach" told our team to get in position, I (as the catcher) went to what I thought was the home plate.....Apparently I arrived at 1st base.  At that point, the pitcher (R) sent me to my "place" and further instructed me on where I should be, etc.  I had to inform R that I would not be squatting to get the ball.  If I were to squat like that, I won't be able to get up.  Simple. New rule... catcher stands.

2.  Location: While trying to compensate for not "squatting" for the ball, I ran up to "catch" the ball so I wouldn't have to fetch it.  I heard Martinez shouting "Anna! Don't charge at the ball!"  I didn't know what this meant until the sweet ref said, "Ma'am, maybe you should stand back here with me, ok?  I'm afraid you are going to get hit with the bat".. followed by the batter saying " oh ya, I was trying really hard not to hit you."  Lame.  The ref then said, "Don't worry, it's just rec." Super Lame.

3.  Rules:  If the batter guy gets to "walk" due to bad pitches, the girl next in the lineup gets to walk as well.  Something about "evening" things out for coed softball.  I learned this after I almost tattled to the ref that the other team slid in a player on first base and that they were cheating. Seriously.  I decided not to tattle... and man am I happy I did, since I asked a fellow teammate why this was allowed and she started cracking up and provided an explanation.  This also explained why I kept hearing some dude in the stand behind me yelling, "watch your ball slugger, a walk is a run, a walk is a run" for every batter.

4.  Location:  A scoreboard exists and that should be used to keep up with the score and time for the game. This will keep a person from asking the sweet ref consistently, "Are we winning or losing?  What about now?"

5.  Courtesy:  If the batter throws the bat in a random place when hitting the ball, moving the bat out of the way is courteous.  I learned this while a chick came running at the home plate full force pointing at the bat in her way while I looked right back at her and pointed to the home plate.  I then realized the problem and offered my apologies.

Needless to say, the Martinez has his plate full practicing with me this week:)

I also have to say...I.AM.SORE. today.  Like... my bum feels like it might fall off...as well as my arm.  I'm pretty sure I'm counting softball as super exercise. Don't judge:)  I also keep telling myself that even the "fit" folks are sore too... as Martinez came to bed lathered in IcyHot last night.  I shouldn't have laughed.  I might have to smear some across my bum tonight.

Let's revert back to Saturday for minute...

We have had LG in potty training mode since the last week of July.  She's 15 months and a lot of people think this is too early.  I say it depends on your kiddo.  We had to put LG in pullups weeks ago because she was taking her diaper off and then peeing/pooping.  She loves to latch/unlatch things.. so this wasn't working. So, we started putting her on the potty- and she took to it really fast!  We purchased a $10 cushion for her to sit on because I'm not transferring pee/poop out of those toddler potty things.  Disgusting.  She regressed going from summer sitter to daddy home for a week to regular sitter, but she still goes at home pretty well.  I expected regression, especially because of her age...but we are about to hit it hard again.  She goes to hide when she poops...translation...she knows she needs to go...which to me means we need to work harder.  So, I bought LG some "big girl panties" and Saturday was the day.  Not only was this an epic fail...it was just nasty.  We started out GREAT and then....picture it ..... I'm getting laundry out of the dryer and putting it in my basket when I look up, see LG looking right at me with a HUGE 8 tooth grin... squatting.  It was like slow motion... I look down to find a puddle and then scream " She's PEEING!"  Martinez swooped in out of nowhere carries her to the bathroom... trailing pee and then I hear from the bathroom while I'm cleaning up the puddle "Anna!!  There's a turd in here too! What do I do with it??!!"  I fully intended on LG going to Mrs. A's today in "big girl panties".... but she didn't:)  We will get there and she's doing awesome for her age.

More LG news... she said the word football this weekend... although it came out more like "fooba"!
She also has her first black eye.  Falling on the shower ledge is never good.  She is ROWDY....like a boy... and I love it.

Today's Calorie Intake:

Bf:  Peanut butter toast - 155 cal

snack: Nutri grain bar - 120 cal

lunch: turkey/cheese tortilla mini rollups  220 cal

cocoa almonds- 150 almonds

Papa Murphy's Pepperoni Delight - 3 slices  - 594

Total 1,239

I've got to crack down!!! I'm still maintaining my weight...but I'm not gonna get those 20 lbs off sitting around !

Office sharing..... about a year ago, our office underwent some changes and the DeShazo and I now office share... I was a little concerned about this at first, but...ultimately...It's been great and we've convinced (or tried to convince) the boss that we get more work done now:)  We are even trying to add Vic!  Point of this? If you don't office share, you don't get to bask in the burned/SMOKING popcorn of your office mate:)

If you look super closely, you can see the smoke!
Another thing about office sharing....music.  I almost HAVE to have music on or I can't breathe at work...so...we usually listen to oldies or country, unless I'm harassing the DeShazo for her dislike of Mariah Carey and play "Always Be My Baby" back to back... and P.S....I learned a lesson the last time I did this because she made me listen to Taylor Swift and I won't begin to inform you of my dislike for her voice.  Today, the DeShazo chose...and we listened to some t-shirt band singing about numbers.....and then she gained a British accent.... translation....I'm worried.  If Vic were in here, I'm sure she'd share my concern... or add to it:)

Tonight we were able to play with our sweet girl OUTSIDE!  It feels so nice and it's finally cool enough that LG can play outside without having a breakout!

That's all for tonight...

Until next time........

Football, Softball & Fall

Ummm.... Can you say busy weekend?  It's been a few days since I've blogged...so I'll try to remember what the weekend was filled with !

Friday... Teething baby... poor LG has a mouthful of teeth trying to break through and it breaks my heart!  Martinez and I were super worn out from the week.  Not only was it busy, we were emotionally drained! 

Saturday... Martinez was a sweet hubby and let me sleep in an extra hour.  I have to say, I'm so thankful for the husband I have.  I know a few wives who are unable to leave their children at home so they can go exercise, shop, get a pedi or even to run household errands (I actually think it's ridiculous that some dads won't/can't do this).  Martinez is helpful and a GREAT dad.  I couldn't ask for better and I don't say thanks enough. ....Don't get a big head Martinez:)

After being up for a couple of hours, LG went down and Martinez and I took an hour and half nap (told ya we were worn out!) !  We got some cleaning done....and then....the big Razorback loss.... and in response to that loss...

     Dear Hogs:

     I know that you guys have been through a lot as a team.  You've lost a coach, gained one that seems to be on the opposite end of the spectrum as the one you had, and sustained some injuries.  Because I am devoted and understanding, I am still going to cheer and support you.  In fact, today was "wear your favorite sports team jersey/shirt" to church day.  Our whole family attended church this morning in our fabulous red Razorback gear, knowing that we would be teased to farthest length.  We sat across from some Alabama fans (who were extremely humble) because we support you.  So... I'm thinking the least you could do is try just a little harder next week.  Football Saturdays were so fun....but right now... it's not that fun at my house.  You see.... Martinez turned ALL football off after your loss yesterday.  He still loves you of course... but you've got to bring some happiness back into my home.  With that being said... let's make baby steps and next week... let's just get some points on the board.  What do you say?

Sincerely,

Devoted Razorback Fan

 The rest of Saturday...

Martinez and I have had this bench since we got married.  My sweet Aunt Cha gave it to us with a kitchen table.  This bench is older than me and I remember sitting on it as a kid.  The last few years, it's been in our closet with a mirror sitting on it.  So, I decided to paint it put on the porch... I'm little obsessed with torquoise right now... so here's the remodel....

I want to keep this bench forever... There's just something about knowing it was my aunt's and I've always been really close with her.
I'm exploring the crafty a little more I suppose... so here's the beginning of my fall display... don't judge... I'm working on it:)

Softball....

Today was MY FIRST GAME!  Basically, Martinez told the "coach" that I wanted the easiest job... that meant I was the catcher.  Don't judge... and.... just for the record.... My shoulder is SORE.  Who knew throwing a softball over and over could hurt?  I must admit... I had so much fun.  Everyone is so nice and supportive and it doesn't matter who's good and who's not... it's just to get together. Getting to know each other outside of church is amazing.  Another "I'm thankful" tonight... I'm so thankful to have found the right church for us.  We love this group of people and can't wait to spend more time with them!
Martinez was ready today... with his game face on...

I'm sleepy and unfortunately... work calls in the morning!

Until next time....

Chuckling Baby & Clothing Drama !

Ok... I have to share this video of LG last night...

Why yes...she is on the pot...and her daddy is making noises...you gotta get the videos when ya can...and if it's on the pot, so be it!
I watched this video of my sweet girl repeatedly today - so much so ... that I got the following text:

I just really missed her today!

This morning before a big day with Mrs. A-

Such a big girl!

A small comment on working in an office...THEY ARE USUALLY FREEZING!
I used to have this fabulous space heater in my office named "Myrtle".  Myrtle was faithful for over four years...but passed away a couple months ago....leaving me heatless.  So, I now keep a hoodie jacket at my desk...as well as a blanket..  Today... our office was soooo cold.  I almost couldn't breathe.  When I asked the boss to turn on the heat...his eyes basically rolled to the back of his head...and he produced the blanket below ...the one with REINDEER!!!!

Just to clarify... Vic  REALLY had the hood of her jacket on her head today because she was SO cold...and the blanket she has...is actually the one I use to keep me legs/feet warm. YO BOSS MAN...I suspect that you actually read my blog...don't worry... we don't have to have a conversation about it.. so... PLEASE TURN THE AIR UP.  I CAN'T BREATHE....and you'll just have to hear me whine... and then you'll mock my "accent" that I don't really have and it'll just be a vicious cycle.

Confessions for the day:

I'm a complete weirdo and choose my clothes for work two weeks in advance and hang them in a special place in my closet...please refrain from the eye rolling...it's sorta OCD..but also because I'm not one of those girls who can just whip out an outfit..so.....this morning, I put on pre-planned outfit...just to discover that it's just not gonna work out...three shirts later... I'm about to have a breakdown ...literally...over my clothes.  Eventually, I changed pants..and shirts again.  All of this resulted in not having the extra 10 minutes to vacuum before work! Darn.
This weekend, I'm going to reorganize my closet!  I need to go ahead and donate/save for garage sale the shirts that I've been trying to still wear that are to "boxy" since losing weight... along with some dresses...it's time.  Like my recent post about my trusty wind pants.. this is sad/exciting! There really is no point to this story... like most of my posts.. just a recap of the day/ my thoughts!

Today's Calorie Intake:

Bf- peanut butter toast - 155 cal

Snack - nutri grain bar - 120 cal

Lunch - SW chargrilled salad with spicy dressing from Chic fil a - 520 cal

Dinner- Oven roasted chicken sandwich from Subway 370 cal
               BBQ baked lays 120 cal

Total  1,285

This total is higher than I would like... us gals at the office wanted Chic-fil-a for lunch... and then tonight I didn't get home until about 45 minutes ago (It's 10:07pm)... so I stopped at the Sub! I shouldn't have gotten the chips!

 

Chic-fil- a  really has one of the best restaurant websites in terms of looking up calories.  The meal calculator allows you add/subtract things easily... translation... no excuse not to use it!  The salad I had for lunch is actually only 250 cal....and it's huge and delicious!  The dressing I get is 270 cal... so that's the kicker.  I've gotten the salad without it before...but I LOVE IT and got it today!  I try to look up the amount of calories in a meal I like or would like to get at a restaurant before going...I've told you this before... but it really doesn't take that much time and it's totally worth it !

I'm excited to be off tomorrow... lots of things to do for my home and I get to spend the whole day with LG!  I've missed being with her this week SO much.  If weather permits... we are going to the ZOO!

Until next time.....